Talk - Kok King From Johor

Kepong Smelly Cao Tofu

2007-11-12T20:57:00.001-08:00

Went to Kepong Pasar Malam with frens, when reach there suddenly saw a stall with lots of people queing... (***thinking the stall must be selling cheap or tasty food). After we park the car and go near the stall, walao... suddenly smell a very strong *shXX smell* coming from the stall. Then only we know the stall is selling Kepong Famous Cao Tofu, so we brought 4 pieces to try out the taste. hmm.... taste is a bit weird compare with normal Tofu, taste sour a bit and GGed...(really dunno how to explain...). But outer part of the Tofu is crunchy and inside is juicy and soft, eat with chili is "OK lor".

But for me, the price is a bit expensive lor...try 1 time enuf lor...LOL (1 piece for RM0.60)

lots of ppl queing

4 pieces... GGed ( I ate 2 pieces)

Walao... need to be so gentle or not?

yalah... must eat like this only tasty mah!

USJ Summit - Nick Chong 钟盛忠

2007-11-12T20:56:00.001-08:00

Ah.. went to USJ summit , when shopping halfway suddenly heard someone singing from the stage. But cannot recognize his voice or songs so went nearer to catch his name and photo. Hmm.... his voice and looks not bad lor, he is Nick Chong 钟盛忠, very young and talent singer. Support Malaysia singer. Malaysia Chinese Boleh!

Nick Chong 钟盛忠

baby face, quite cute and lengzai... LOL

KAREN KONG 龔柯允 in Kepong Wings Cafe

2007-11-12T20:55:00.000-08:00

Karen Kong, I heard this name when I was playing friendster. I then downloaded all her songs and video, discover tat she is a very talented singer.. somemore cute ^.^
That nite we went to see her performing in Kepong,, fuyoh.. she is so beatiful!
Support her always!

LangKawi - 3 days 2 nites (1st Day)

2007-11-07T07:05:00.000-08:00

Fuyooh… danns is back from LangKawi trip. Unforgettable trip!

Prelude
Months ago, we successfully book FREE Air Asia ticket for 5 people to Langkawi. Is really worth it when we only need to pay for the airport tax, cost ONLY RM80 per person.
After book ticket, need to plan which hotel room wants to stay lor. We then went to the Matta fair find the most affordable hotel room and finally we decided to book Laggura Baron Resort for 3 days 2 nights. Each night cost ONLY RM135.

Before going to the trip, thanks for the tips and guidelines from:
http://chinese.cari.com.my/

Transportation
Booked Proton Wira (Malaysia Boleh!) for RM50 per day.

Weather
Raining season but luckily we went to all destination where we planned.

1^st day

Langkawi Map ( MUST HAVE )

Go there 2 Bags.. Come back 4 bags.. Full of tibits and Wine

walao...wake up lor...still sleeping ar?

Star shuttle to LCCT, behind Subang Parade

RM10 .. walao.. so expensive!

Reach LangKawi Lor... Hurray!

Malaysia Boleh! Bebas Cukai!

Our rented car number plate, Buy TOTO.. 4 D.. Magnum.. remember ya!

So called SEASIDE view...Niaaah.. con ppl ah!

Method we used to recognize our Hotel... SWT

Place where we had our lunch, "Ye Lin" 。。"椰林中华料理"

Internal Design of the restaurant

Thai's Monk Statue.. super farney de

Super delicious .. Yummy!

Lengchai and lenglui

Eagle Square (I dun understand why go Langkawi must come this place de.. see the Big Eagle Only de..)

Eagle Square 1

Eagle Square 3

Leng cai posing....

Yes,this is why i come langkawi...shopping time(FREE tax beer and chocolate)
Btw, this Shop selling cheapest stuff.. no jokes! I went to all shops and compare prices..walk until my leg also pain...

Place where we had dinner "Wonderland Food Store".. "欢乐天饮食中心"

Attractive Seafood.. yes yes yes

Super Hungry aledi...faster eat 1st lor

My companion at nite....hehe....

Ahh....tasty ar.. more more more ..

Location Visited:
Kuah Town
Eagle Bay
Langkawi Fair Shopping Mall
Duty Free Shops in Kuah Town

First day Spend In Langkawi:
Ticket to LCCT - RM10 per person
Lunch - Total RM66
Dinner - Total RM62
beer - Total RM8.40

To be Continue next time.... Langkawi Day 2

Nightmare started .. ~ o.O''

2007-11-02T09:43:00.000-07:00

Ahh.. .. many people ask me , why ah danns so long didn’t talk–kok in his blog aledi.. .. danns so busy de !

After 9 weeks of life in hell, everything has come to its end. Today, we finally released ourself from hell... Unfortunately, A REAL NIGHTMARE is about to begin.
Why REAL NIGHTMARE is coming ah ?
Gee Gee, is because Next semester is my last semester in college liau, we got to Complete our Double Module project before the semester Ends.. OMG....below are some example style’s used by classmates when they talk about their feeling doing DM project.

(kytehx: Gee Gee, die liau)
(macy: I hope I can do well in my coding lor, hope i can finish my project Lor)
(danns: Che kor pek, cham liau lah... WALAO.. how?)
(ah Bun: Niaaa...)

Suddenly feel like going back to the past again where I started my college life in INTI. Lots of memories...
But Eventually, People will grow old and have to face the CRUEL working world. (DOG eat DOG society).. so, brother.. dun talk-kok here and do ur DM project soon lor!

Btw, danns going langkawi Lor. No online for 3 days!! Anything SMS bah,, Buai Buai Lor!

3 lengchai

cam-whore

bunch of Gay lou

2 Leng chai

Stop dreaming..

2 che kor pek stalkers

So... serious man

2 Gay lou

3 Gay lou ( Gay Lord in the Mid)

my taiko

Bunch of stalkers.. che kor pek Gang

Return the judiciary to the rakyat : A petition to His Majesty the Yang DiPertuan Agung

2007-10-21T09:20:00.000-07:00

CALLING FOR SUPPORT: The People’s Parliament is preparing a petition to the Agong calling for a Royal Commission of Inquiry to properly investigate the judicial corruption scandal exposed by the ‘Lingam tape’.

Please help to publicise and support this petition.

Malaysia Scandal Evidences (You Tube Video)

We need to demonstrate that we the rakyat are dead serious in demanding accountability for the judicial scandal (and all other scandals) perpetrated by the government.

Please go to The People’s Parliament for details and support the PETITION by signing it.

The English text of the petition is reproduced below; you can also sign the petition by sending an email to savethejudiciary@gmail.com ; the signatures will be collated and appended to the petition. Unlike the Election Commission, we don’t have ‘phantom voters’, so please submit your real name and IC no when signing the petition. Your details will be handled with the utmost care and responsibility.

Thank you.

———————–

[ ORIGINAL POST ]

Haris Ibrahim of The People’s Parliament — a prominent lawyer and one of the leading lights of the civil society and human rights movement in Malaysia — has drafted a petition to the Agong to call for a Royal Commission of Inquiry into the judicial corruption that has been rudely brought to light by the ‘Lingam tape’.

If, like me, you think that the government’s half-cooked and hamstrung ‘independent’ inquiry panel is just another whitewash rubberstamp panel and have absolutely no confidence that the Badawi administration intends to take any meaningful action to properly investigate and prosecute the wrongdoers behind the ‘Lingamgate’ judicial scandal and the unbroken string of scandals before this, then:

Please go to The People’s Parliament for details and support the PETITION by signing it. Haris will be submitting the royal petition, but we must demonstrate meaningful support for that to happen.

Do we want change for the better? Then let’s keep the pressure on, people.

The English text of the petition is below; the actual petition will be submitted in Bahasa Malaysia and can be viewed at The People’s Parliament HERE.

Step by step creating Enzyme drink

2007-10-07T05:32:00.000-07:00

There are some readers send e-mail to me and ask me about the process of making Enzyme. Today, I will write step by step making a dragon fruit Enzyme. Sorry for taking such long time to create this guidelines.

Below is the Recipe for a Big Horlick Size bottle.

2 Dragon fruit, some aloe vera, 2 packet of brown candy and 3 lemon.

Clean the fruits and all the utensils well.
Utensils like knife, cutting board, plates and etc.
Make sure the fruits are dry before you cut into small pieces.
First, use the 1/3 portion of the bottle to put Dragon fruits, then put half packet of brown candy. The brown candy is used to extract the juice out of the fruits.
After that, continue to fill the bottle with the rest of the fruits (dragon fruit + aloe vera+ lemon).
Put the rest of the brown candy on the top layer.
The top layer brown candy will prevent it from becoming mouldy.
Lastly, the enzyme is done. Put bottle in a cool place for 3 weeks. Congrats!
Sieve it and bottle juice. Keep it refrigerated.
Mix it with enough water to make a refreshing drink.
Drink enzymes frequently to detoxify body system.

Sample Picture of Dragon fruit Enzyme

Yeah, after 3 weeks...Enzyme drink done :p

My birthday + Shogun buffet attack~

2007-10-05T05:07:00.001-07:00

That day is my birthday and also some sort of gathering for comp science + business IT student. I have no idea why they choose that day & that SUPER expensive Japanese buffet for their gathering. Surprisingly, the number of people attending the gathering is equivalent to the total students in my course…. LOL

Our Super + duper expensive meal started from 6.40pm and all of us began to Storm inside the restaurant. After the waiter has shown our seats, we hastily initiated our “Search Engine” to locate the most Bargaining food in Shogun. Almost each of us took at least 6 pieces of Unagi in their 1^st plate (I had 8 pieces, LOL). Why Unagi? Because is Pricey & Tasty.

Not to mention that one of our fellow friend come out a theory to cover the expenses of the buffet, The Formula (Shogun = Expensive = RM60 = Per person= Unagi fish (8 pieces) + Prawn (6 pieces) )

My Result = Unagi Fish (18 pieces) + Cod fish (8 pieces) + prawn (4 pieces, not so fresh ler) + sotong(uncountable) + Lamb meat(6 pieces) + other meat (uncountable) + ice cream +etc*8)

After 1 hour, most of our stomach is already 70% occupied. We began to talk crap + talk-kok. All sort of “Rojak” question also come out. Somebody in our group started to ask farney question like ~how to get rid of armpit hair? Do you help your gf pluck armpit hair? LOL LOL…. *fainted

Important: One of us happened to discover a small cockroach hiding in a bowl. YuckSS……Too bad we did not able catch a picture before it was taken by the waiter.

Conclusion/After the Meal:

A hectic meal. Stomach bloated until the next day.
Everybody hates “Unagi fish”.
No more Sushi for next 2 months.
Lastly, strictly NO MORE buffet more thanRM30. No MORE ShuXXX plz.

Do they look like Brothers?

Happy Gurl + lenglui

3 Lengzai

Happy family

2 lengzai

5 lengzai

comp science gang

2 lengzai Stalker...yer.. :)

Happy lovely couple

Oh gosh, G.G.... Total bill = RM800++

Digi YellowMan promote in INTI college~Ownage!!!

2007-10-04T20:27:00.000-07:00

Digi YellowMan found hiding in a corner & applying make up....so pitiful to wear tat thick costume, but is so cute.....lol

This few videos will refresh ur memory about the epic battle between Celcom and Digi... How Digi YellowMan compete with Celcom BlueMan in Malaysia....LOL

Celcom VS Digi ~piak, piak, piak....

Celcom vs Digi ~Burned!

bai bai Digi ~sobSss... Touching clip xD

Eye on Malaysia~ Not bad lor ....

2007-09-27T07:24:00.000-07:00

Wanted to Wangsa Maju "Yum Cha" de, but as we passed by Titiwangsa.... suddenly saw beautiful "Big Wheel" beside us. All of us in the car never been there also, so i suggest to my bladder "Jacky ahh~ ~Walao EH, Go LaH"... ... but tat time almost 12am aledi... ... LOL
As we reach there, found out the Big Wheel still moving... all of us become very Excited!.. Yeah..!

After the ride, the feel is "ok ok" lor ... at least we get to ride the wheel before the government remove it soon. Rate the ride for 6/10.. .. why? go try urself lor...haha.. .
Btw, the fare is RM15 for adult ... .. Niaa.. ..

NameWee 1st EP Album~~FuYoh....Must Support!

2007-09-27T06:58:00.001-07:00

Long long time no buy Music Album de, but this album 盜版之王 I will definitely support!
"NameWee" aka 明志 from Malaysia. NameWee"s Blog. Watch all his video in You Tube, can only say he is very Talented, Cool singer.

Download Transformers Transformation Ring Tone (.mp3)

2007-09-27T06:44:00.001-07:00

Transformers, that is just about what i’ve been hearing the whole day from my friends and family and that’s ok because i’m a huge fan too, if you were around in the 80’s than you probably are a fan too, i mean who can forget Optimus Prime?!.

The official release date for the movie here in Malaysia is tommorrow and i’ll try my best to get a ticket although it’s highly impossible as i heard they were sold out till next week!!.

Anywayz, i’ve been using the Transformers “transformation” sound clip as my SMS tone for the past week and i’ve really got my friends excited and there was a little bit of bluetooth transfer involved as well, so i decided to share with you guys (gals) as well, just download the zip file below and transfer it to your phone or wherever you want it.

(there’s a bonus clip in the file, download to find out what it is )

I had to upload the zip file on another sever as it was eating up my bandwitdh so here’s the new link - DOWNLOAD

**UPDATE: I watched the movie..twice!…and it’s awesome.

If your looking for other rare sound effects and music from Transformers than visit - TFcog

How to Get Banned from Google Adsense

2007-09-25T10:00:00.000-07:00

With so many people ranting and screaming and crying that Google has disabled their adsense account, it’s really an interesting topic worthy to write about. You might be another one who just got the dreaded “invalid click” account closure email from Adsense team, and furious over it. Relax, mate. Not the end of the world, but it is definitely good to know the reason why you are banned. If you still have your account intact, read this, but as our Uncle Ferdy says: “Don’t try this at home.”

Keep in mind that these are HOW TO GET BANNED. In other words, this is a “DO NOT” list if you don’t want your adsense account to be disabled .

Ignore Adsense Program Policies & TOS
Click on your own ads, specially those you are “genuinely interested” in. Ask people to click on your ads: your friends, your family members, your relatives, your visitors, or even your dogs or your cats. Use proxies to avoid detection.
Participate in some form of click-ring. Click-rings are groups of people who gather with consensus to click each others’ ads. Most commonly used methods are Yahoo Groups, instant messenger, mail list, web forum, or specially written software.
Buy, write, or use click-bot software. Click-bot software will go around your site and click on your ads. Most of the times, these click-bots are using proxies to avoid detection.
Pay the Indian-clickers. These are the people whose main jobs are clicking on PPC advertisements and paid by the malicious publishers. Most of them are from developing countries like India or China.
“Invest” with websites that promises to deliver “adsense clicks” for your site. Whatever methods they are using, most likely it falls under one of the aboves.
Extra words to make your visitors to notice your ads. Write “Click here” or “Please support us” or “Visit our sponsors”. Anything other than Google-approved “sponsored links” or “advertisements”.
Put in as many ads as possible in every page. Put more than three units of the normal ads block, more than one unit of ads links, or more than one referral buttons for each adsense, adwords, and firefox; all in one page.
Use spyware to get traffics to your site. Spyware, adware, malware, or whatever it is called can force computer users to open your website everytime they start the computer. Or even better, use some kind of specially written software, toolbar, etc to display or click on your ads.
Use pop-ups on your website. Everytime your user open a page, pop-up another one, ideally with the smiley or the IQ Test advertisements.
Get as much un-targetted traffic as possible, for instance using the auto-surfing programmes to rotate the members around your site and other sites.
Put the adsense code in non-content pages: registration forms, term and condition, login page.
Have a competitor contextual ad on same page with adsense ads, for example Yahoo Publisher Network. Please note though that non-contextual ads, e.g. affiliate links or keyword-based ads are acceptable by google and won’t get you banned.
Get more than one adsense account. Maybe one for your dog-site, one for your cat-site, one for the v1agra pills, one for mp3 download, etc.
Put your adsense code in email the email, usenet, RSS, etc.
Tell everyone what is your CTR, your page impressions, etc. Telling people about your total earning, unfortunately, is allowed.
Put Google logo where you shouldn’t, and don’t put the logo where you should. In other word, ignore Google trademark.
Modify Adsense code as you see fit. Modify the layout, color, URL, will be well. Just anything other than copy-and-paste the code from Google.
And, this is important: if and when Google Adsense Team sends you email, ignore it.
Put adsense codes in the banned contents

This is the dreaded email:

Subject: Google AdSense Account Disabled

Hello (member name),

It has come to our attention that invalid clicks have been generated on the Google ads on your site(s). We have therefore disabled your Google AdSense account. Please understand that this step was taken in an effort to protect the interest of the AdWords advertisers.

A publisher’s site may not have invalid clicks on any ad(s), including but not limited to clicks generated by:

- a publisher on his own web pages
- a publisher encouraging others to click on his ads
- automated clicking programs or any other deceptive software
- a publisher altering any portion of the ad code or changing the layout, behavior, targeting, or delivery of ads for any reason

Practices such as these are in violation of the Google AdSense Terms and Conditions and program polices, which can be viewed at:

https://www.google.com/adsense/localized-terms?hl=en_US
https://www.google.com/adsense/policies?hl=en_US

Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further participation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. The earnings on your account will be properly returned to the affected advertisers.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

Subject: Google AdSense Account Disabled

Hello (member name),

Your AdSense account was found to be related to an account previously disabled for invalid click activity and we have therefore disabled your account.

Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further participation in AdSense and do not receive any further payment. The earnings on your account will be properly returned to the affected advertisers. As outlined in our programme Terms and Conditions, Google reserves the right to terminate any publisher’s participation at any time.

Sincerely,
The Google AdSense Team

When you write to Google to, this is their standard reply

Hello,

Thank you for your email regarding the action taken on your account.

We understand that you wish to receive specific information regarding the invalid clicks we observed on your account. However, due to the proprietary nature of our algorithm, we cannot disclose any details about how our monitoring technology works or what specifics we found on your account.

As you know, Google treats instances of invalid click activity very seriously. By disabling your account according to our policy on this matter, we feel that we have taken the necessary measures to protect our advertisers and to ensure that invalid clicks will not continue to occur on your site.

Publishers disabled for invalid click activity are not allowed further participation in Google AdSense. We appreciate your understanding.

Sincerely,

The Google AdSense Team

What is constitutes invalid clicks? This is what google says:

Invalid clicks are clicks generated through prohibited methods. These prohibited methods include but are not limited to: repeated manual clicks, or the use of robots, automated clicking tools, or other deceptive software.

Please note that clicking on your own ads for any reason is prohibited, to avoid potential inflation of advertiser costs. All clicks must be generated as the result of a user clicking on the ads. We therefore require that Web pages do not include incentives of any kind for users to click on ads. This includes encouraging users to click on the ads or to visit the advertisers’ sites as well as labeling the ads with text other than “sponsored links” or “advertisements.”

How to Cheat Google AdSense (and get your AdSense account disabled)

2007-09-25T09:57:00.000-07:00

Face it. You come to this article probably thinking to find some ways to cheat Google, or to confirm whether some method you have on mind will work. Well, if you want to know how to cheat AdSense, here are the ways, focusing on the AdSense click-frauds. These covers from basic AdSense cheating techniques to the advanced class.

But before you proceed, you might need to know why you shouldn’t cheat Google (answer: you will get caught).

Basic clicker cheat

This is a noob. This guy knows almost nothing about web technology or network architecture. He clicks on his ads every time he has chance. It can be a few clicks to hundreds of clicks daily. Most likely he doesn’t even read the AdSense Program Policies and Terms and Conditions.
Proxy clicker cheat

She knows a thing or two about cookies and IP address. Or she doesn’t know, but somehow guessed that if she use the things called anonymizer, Google will not be able to trace her, because her identity is hidden. She may use anonymizer / proxy websites or specialized anonymous software like tor (The Onion Router).
Multiple computer clicker cheat

He knows that somehow Google will detect if the clicks are originated from his own computer. So he will try to even out origin of the clicks. He will recruit his friends, family members, relatives, neighbors, his cats, and his dogs on single mission: to click on the ads. He will also click on the AdSense ads when he is using the library computers, or his office workstation.
Software clicker cheat

Graduate to the next step is buyers of clickbots / click-bots. These are specialized robot software to click on AdSense ads. It will browse around your websites, clicking on the ads every few minutes. The more advanced ones will cloak the IP address too, so the website seems to be very popular worldwide. To cover the track, this clickbots will browse around the advertisers sites too while continuing its “click quest”.
Paid-clickers cheat

If you don’t like automated things, there is always other option for you. Just pay $50 dollars a month to the professional AdSense clickers. These are groups of highly specialized Internet surfers with office in the dark rooms in street corners of India, Pakistan, and China, helping AdSense account owner to earn good amounts of money � before the AdSense account is disabled, that is. They will browse around your websites, clicking on the ads every few minutes. Because they use human eyes, they know which ads worth more. And to be more convincing they can click a link or two, or sign up free offers / newsletters on the advertiser sites.
Click-rings cheat

Network is power. So says many business gurus. Instead of taking things to their own hand, this people realize that they can join hands with those with similar goals and distribute AdSense clicks among themselves, the so called AdSense click-rings. Joining this click-ring network means that your website address will be made known to members, who will regularly browse the website and click on your AdSense ads. In exchange, you will also browse other members’ sites and click on their AdSense ads. The medium used varies. Some click-ring groups use mail-list for communications. Some are using bulletin boards/forum, Yahoo groups, or Usenet. IRC is another popular way. Slightly more complicated is specialized AdSense exchange software for collecting members website address and displaying others’ websites for clicking.
Other medium cheat

I have tens of thousands email address on my newsletter subscriber list. If I include AdSense ads on my newsletters, with 5% CTR, I can get a thousand clicks per one email. Not bad. Or I can pay someone to write some useful/nice/funny/cute toolbars or firefox extensions or screensavers that people can download and use for free, and display my AdSense ads there.
Visitor cheat

Simply putting “Visit out sponsors” or “Check out the ads above” on your website is cheating. This might not be very clear-cut cheat to some. But Google AdSense program policies has stated clearly, the only text allowed are “Advertisements” or “Sponsored List”
Spam cheat

This is the highest level all click-frauds, the Maestro of Fraudsters. She spams millions of emails regularly, offering to “satisfy your inner needs if you can help me check on the links on my website”. Of course, email is not the only way. What IRC and instant messaging (IM) are for, after all. She will look for unsuspecting victims, offering something too-good-to-be-true “if only they will visit the website and click on the links”.
Click-through-rate cheat

Whichever method(s) above used, there is one limiting condition: the CTR(click-though-rate). Any CTR that exceeds certain percentage (probably around 10%) will raise red flag in Google AdSense back room. To lower the CTR, the professional cheaters will create some pages on the same domain that attracts very high traffic. Some interesting freebies will sure do the tricks. AdSense code is pasted there, thus creating a very high page impressions. Whether or not the the ads are clicked does not matter anyway, because they are targeting low paying keyword that does not have much competition. The fake clicks are, of course, on where the big money is, the low traffic pages stuffed with high-paying keywords.

Disclaimer: I don’t say and don’t think that these methods will work. If you even need to read this article, there’s 99.999% chance you will get caught before you can even get your first paycheck. Your AdSense account will be disabled, and you get banned from ever applying for AdSense account again. To see what other ways you can do to get banned, see How To Get Banned From Google AdSense.

My daemon ~ forget to post

2007-09-22T08:53:00.000-07:00

GSC buy 1 free 1 ~ walao Eh.....

2007-09-21T22:53:00.000-07:00

Buy 1 free 1 ahhh..... Just wanna share @_@

MacDonald's Buffet? go or not go?

2007-09-21T22:32:00.001-07:00

Days ago, receive this Ads from 1 of my classmate. Buffet for only RM23.90 ~adults.. hmm.. seems very attractive for Mcd's lovers ~ :p
But when I cont read about the detail, the buffet only last for 2 hours .. wat the heck?Just 2 hours? The queue up aledy takes years.... -.-''
So,,, go or not go?
Forget it.. I'll save the money for other better food! :)

Bursting Pipe ~ Owning

2007-09-21T07:17:00.001-07:00

4 days ago, before i tumpang nub "caltex" car to college, our maid accidentally plug out the "head" ... .. $%#$#% . God strength? LOL.......

Enzyme Health Book

2007-09-21T06:57:00.000-07:00

Last week bought a "Enzyme making" book, more tips & flavor to learn.

Book ISBN, for interested readers.

Sushi Attack - Killing Spree~~ :p

2007-09-12T04:43:00.000-07:00

Today is "Sushi King Bonanza" day. All expensive sushi set worth RM3, 4, 5 were sold for RM2 only. Sushi attack time ~~ :)

Everybody super hungry aledi ~~ o_O''

3 lengzai posing ~~~ -_-''

lenglui posing ~~~ lenglui get to eat UNAGI ~~smile so happily~~

Our final result~~ actually more than tat, cos Sushi King not enuf plates liau..... LOL

我的酵素系列 aka DaNNs Enzyme (3 weeks later)

2007-09-11T06:59:00.001-07:00

Taking out the dried fruit

Filtering the juice

Pour into bottle carefully

Aiya, need 1 more bottle lor ... :p

Time to make more Fruit Enzymes with various flavours. ~~~~~ :)

我的酵素系列 II aka DaNNs Enzyme Drink 2

2007-09-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

DaNNs self-made Enzyme Drink.

My 3rd self made Dragon Fruit Enzyme drink

Ingredients: 3 Fresh Dragon Fruit, 2 Fresh Lemon, 2 Piece of Brown Sugar

My 4th self made GREEN APPLE Enzyme drink

Ingredients: 9 Fresh Green Apple, 2 Fresh Lemon, 2 Piece of Brown Sugar

My 5th self made Aloevera Enzyme drink

Ingredients: 4 piece of Fresh Aloevera, 2 Fresh Lemon, 2 Piece of Brown Sugar

My Precious~~~~ smile :p

Anti Ants method for Enzyme aka (酵素)

2007-09-11T06:07:00.000-07:00

How to Prevent Ants from sneaking into ur Enzyme aka (酵素)?

Answer: Tie Normal Rubberband over the Bottle. Trust me! :)

我的酵素系列 aka DaNNs Enzyme Drink

2007-09-11T05:48:00.000-07:00

DaNNs self-made Enzyme Drink is a healthy pure botanical drink that contains over 400 enzymes derived from fermented Fruits extracts. Enzymes are essential for transforming undigested foods into nutrients. Our body naturally creates enzymes, but different factors affecting either our emotional or physical body can deplete our enzyme source.

My 1st self made GREEN APPLE Enzyme drink

Ingredients: 8 Fresh Green Apple, 2 Fresh Lemon, 2 Piece of Brown Sugar

My 2nd self made GRAPE Enzyme drink

Ingredients: 1.5 Kg of Fresh Grapes, 2 Fresh Lemon, 2 Piece of Brown Sugar

Enzyme D.I.Y aka 酵素D.I.Y

2007-09-11T05:42:00.000-07:00

什么是酵素(Enzyme)?
酵素是一种很伟大又神奇的蛋白质,一切生命体的作用全赖酵素.
虽然它是微不可见的微生物,但却能分解蛋白质,维他命和矿物质;
或是使之结合,产生比自己大过千倍的力量.
无论是一把眼泪,一沫垂液, 一滴血液或是一粒细胞,都有酵素的存在.
简单说,人体的精子与卵子得以结合成为生命也是靠酵素,
人体由出生到老死,都是由于身体的酵素在不断地发挥其功能.
因此,酵素被喻为是健康的泉源,也是生命的泉源.

喝酵素能保健的原理:
人体分泌酵素以消化肠胃系中的食物.而我们的饮食习惯以熟食为主,
迫使消化系统分泌所有的酵素,从器官及组织中取用酵素的储存量,
造成消化系统器官的过度负荷,产生疾病.藉由食物酵素的补充,
能减轻消化器官的负担,为人体分忧解劳.
酵素能整理体内环境,净化血液,有抗炎抗菌,分解消化,促进细胞新陈代,
改善人体消化系统,呼吸系统,免疫系统,内分泌系统及循环系统的运作,
达到保健的作用.

你的身体缺乏酵素吗?
人体缺乏酵素,摄取再多养分,也无法被人体利用,
还会导致新陈代谢障碍,引发各种症状.
看看你有没有下列症状,如果有,显示你的身体缺乏酵素,是时候补充酵素了.
*消化不良
*饮食后感觉很累,想要睡觉
*经常放屁
*腹胀
*胃痛,胃胀,恶心,胃酸倒流,胃部不适
*食物过敏
*皮肤过敏
*哮喘
*容易头晕,头痛或失眠
*肌肤干燥
*时常经痛
*肩膀僵硬,酸痛
*便秘,痔疮

为何缺乏酵素:
*偏食造成营养失衡,尤其是不吃生菜.
*烹调不当,猛火煮食破坏酵素.
*饮酒过量,操劳过度.
*环境污染导致食物,空气,水质皆污染.
*长期服用药物.
*神压力太大.
*摄取过多人工添加剂,化学制品.
*免疫力弱,机能老化衰退,病菌感染,慢性疾病.

如果缺乏酵素:
因为各种因素,酵素会被捐耗,如果补充不足,衰退即会产生失调现像,
引发各部位器官的新陈代谢障碍,进入半健康状态,所谓半健康状态;
即是查不出原因的肩膀酸痛,四肢无力,头晕,疲劳,食欲不振等.
如果长久酵素不足,即减低抗病能力,健康也会轻易亮起红灯.

谁可以喝?
酵素是人体不可缺的,人体健康有赖于各脏腑的正常操作,
而酵素正参与了人体的新陈代谢及维持各脏腑的功能操作.
每个人都适合喝酵素.可依个人口味口来选择不同的酵素.

谁不适合喝?
无论你是健康或病者都需要酵素,因为酵素是人体不可或缺的.
人体之所以会病变,很多时候是因为体内缺乏酵素.没有酵素就没有生命.
过胖者不宜摄取高能量食物,所以在甜度上要控制,不宜喝太多.
糖尿病者不妨用用野蜜糖取代冰糖.
喝酵素不会马上见到效果,需要你持续的喝,坚持的喝,才会发现它的美妙.
要放心喝,才能喝出效果.补充酵素一般上对慢性病都会有改善作用.
体质寒性的人也可以喝,如果担心会太寒,建议你喝[姜酵素].老姜或嫩姜两者皆行.

该怎么喝?
*每次饮用酵素不超过30cc,一天90cc.
*建议把酵素含在舌根下,再慢慢吞咽,能刺激神经,促进循环,效果更好.
*喝时可把酵素加水稀释,不过,疗效较差.
*可在饭前半小时或饭后一小时喝,饭前喝有助于肠胃道的蠕动.
*胃气胀者胃粘液增加,哮喘病者多痰,都是自然反应,勿担忧.

该如何保存?
*完成后盾酵素需放在冰箱冷藏,保持新鲜.
*最好在两个星期或最长一个月内喝完.

Identify Woman's Motto (Inspirations From My Gal)

2007-08-27T10:08:00.000-07:00

Pic source:www.cartoonbank.com

When she SAYS: ~~ What she MEANS:

You want? ~~ You want.

I need ~~ I want it (Oh gosh…. T_T'').

It is nice? ~~ It is nice.

What you want to eat/drink? ~~ I’ll make the decision.

Are you sleepy? ~~ Off the light!

What time is it now? ~~Off the light!

It your decision ~~ It is obvious that you better follow my “correct” decision.

Do what you want ~~ You better don’t beg for me later/ You’ll pay for it.

We need to talk ~~ I need to complain.

Sure… go ahead ~~ I don’t wan you to.

I’ am not upset ~~ You idiot, you will know later.

I want new dress ~~ Also new accessories, blouse …etc

I’ am not yelling! ~~ Yes, I am. Pxxx off.

Get i-poot instead of i-phone

2007-08-27T03:40:00.000-07:00

We Malaysian are damn "du lan" about not getting the new iPhone like the chao Americans.

But, lets us play this divine interactive feature before it arrive...

Aiks...the flash is removed due to change of my new design.

But, you all can visit Farting Nun Organ

Things We Wish We Never Said

2007-08-26T10:40:00.001-07:00

Here's a list of our top gabra utterances...

1. “No lah, boy-boy, that’s not a shark. That’s a dolphin.”

2. “Of course your mother can stay with us till things get settled.”

3. “That’s great, Mr. Lucas, I’m sure people will really like that floppy-eared character with the fake Jamaican accent.”

4. “Go ahead and marry her, Dad. I’m sure Anna Nicole really loves you.”

5. “Go and watch ‘Garfield 3’? On, lah!”

6. “I’ve got it, Mr. Saddam! Let’s trick those stupid Americans into thinking we’ve got weapons of mass destruction!”

7. “Watch this! I saw that Crocodile Hunter guy do it on his show last time!”

8. “Aiyah, wen die lah! How hot can this chili be?”

9. “We must get Singaporeans to realize that having two children is enough.”

10. “I’m sorry, Ms Rowling, I don’t think kids will like your school for wizards book.”

11. “Shoot a documentary about Dr. Chee? What a cool idea!”

12. “He’s a scholar. He must be intelligent.”

13. “Get out of my elite, uncaring face.”

14. “Mee siam mai hum.”

Smoking Bus Driver In Malaysia

2007-08-25T11:01:00.000-07:00

I AM from Johor but frequently travel from one place to another state. I often use the express buses that ply between - *Kuala Lumpur to Kota Tinggi - *Muar to Kuala Lumpur - *Johor Bahru to Kuala Lumpur

The express bus normally I took was always fully occupied with passengers, both young and old. Every time I thought I will enjoy the journey since the bus is in good condition and the air-conditioning working smoothly, then the driver "Spoils" my mood.

He was smoking while driving. Even if he had his window down, the smoke still spread and filled the bus. I really very"Du Lan" with this kind of STUPXX bus driver. I really dunno how this driver evade the law but still be allowed to drive?

What amazes me is such journeys have been marred with one or more of the following incidences: drivers speaking on the mobile phone while driving, passengers smoking in the bus (especially overnight rides), drivers taking on extra passengers at rest stops, speeding, haphazard overtaking and faulty air-conditioning.

What happen to various campaigns(Tak Nak") to get people to stop smoking?

Malaysia Boleh!